Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works
There will never come a day where I will not reblog this.
"According to their survey, men hate when women wear beanies, floppy hats, hair bows, open-side shirts, oversize sweaters, shoulder pads, peplums, bandeau bikinis (“they just make your shoulders look like a linebacker”), bright lipstick, heavy eye makeup, fake nails, bangles, pointy-toed shoes, wedge sneakers, ultra-high heels, fold-over ankle boots (“it looks like the shoes have foreskins”), high-waisted jeans, high-waisted shorts, high-waisted skirts (“it lacks a certain degree of subtlety”), pantsuits (“you’re a woman, not a man”), drop-crotch pants (“really, any loose fitting pants,) and mullet dresses (“I just don’t get it — where’s the fucking party??? You are covering the back!”). The question is how to wear all of these things at once."
"You need to do what great Americans have done for years, USMNT: resort to brazen theft. You need to steal this World Cup. You see that man in the Ronaldo jersey shining? Get him off those goddamn diamonds. You don’t like Germany? Take their rings off, then. We don’t complain about our literal lot in this World Cup life, America. We ante the f—- up until we’re selling Sepp Blatter’s minks on eBay and maxing out his credit cards on room service champagne…You’re right where all heroes start: hopeless, f——d, and with no choice but to turn the hell up. SO TURN UP, USMNT."
— [x] Ante Up, America - Spencer Hall (via landonovans
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