March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
youngstero:
“man this beach is fucking crowded”
- Waldo
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum is doing the dishes and the water is too hot
February 2012
“Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others.”
– Buddha
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nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
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georgieterry:
Omg okay lets talk about how ugly our social security numbers are
you guys go first lol
k1mkardashian:
i don’t feel like going to school tomorrow
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Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
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Watch
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hotdamncarlospena:
*rolls eyes so much they make a full revolution around the sun*
“We do not believe in ourselves until someone reveals that deep inside us...”
– E.E. Cummings
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“And she wanted for a moment to hold and devour him, wanted his mouth, his ears,...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald 