on the internet
- me two years ago: *doesn't give out first name*
- me now: yes this is where i live add me on facebook
Look at this guy. IN CLASS.
- : *a friends speech on my wedding day*
- friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
Now you’re just some Bobby that I used to know.
i wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends
- calls grocery store
- me: do you have cotton balls
- worker: yes
- me: does it tickle when u walk
- worker: -hangs up-
Fandom: King of the Hill/Death Note Crossover
“This world is rotten, Hank thought. I will reshape the world into one without jackasses. And I will be the god of this world, I tell you what. Yep.”
