i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
There’s something very unique about the 36th street subway station in Brooklyn, and one of the stairs is a fraction of an inch higher than the others. (by Dean Peterson)
If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we’re going, where we’re going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you’re on your own. I don’t sit in while you’re running it down. I don’t carry a gun. I drive.
THIS. IS. FLORIDA.
THIS. IS. TRUE.
watching barcelona play after missing so many games is like running into your crush after not seeing them for a really long time and they got hotter and adopted a puppy from a shelter and work with at risk youth in their free time
if you say “bloody maury” into a mirror three times you will be the father
Ever wondered what lay beneath those “censored” red bars of this now infamous play of “Party Quirks”? Wonder no more.
A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
Don’t go to Emory. Seriously.
When “you’re a bitch” is someone’s best insult…