edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

orientaltiger:

There’s something very unique about the 36th street subway station in Brooklyn, and one of the stairs is a fraction of an inch higher than the others. (by Dean Peterson)

sarahmonster213:

If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we’re going, where we’re going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you’re on your own. I don’t sit in while you’re running it down. I don’t carry a gun. I drive.

mtoer:

sheranwrap:

THIS. IS. FLORIDA.

THIS. IS. TRUE.

clint-dempsey:

watching barcelona play after missing so many games is like running into your crush after not seeing them for a really long time and they got hotter and adopted a puppy from a shelter and work with at risk youth in their free time

patronsaintofqualityfootwear:

if you say “bloody maury” into a mirror three times you will be the father

p33p:

Ever wondered what lay beneath those “censored” red bars of this now infamous play of “Party Quirks”? Wonder no more. 

I’m dying

Send help

A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos

acrosselysianfields:

Don’t go to Emory. Seriously. 

wandamaximoff:

When “you’re a bitch” is someone’s best insult…